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Waifu Club 🔞

Waifus with firearms. For the cultured and the brave. Made by talented artists.

Must be 18+ to enter.
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Why passengers fly with us

  • Unforgettable Experience!

    Flew with Kamikaze Airlines and wow, what a ride! It was like a rollercoaster without the boring safety protocols. And the in-flight meal? Peanuts in a bag that doubles as a parachute. Now that's efficiency!

  • Eco-friendly Travel?

    They turned off the engines mid-flight to save fuel - talk about being environmentally conscious! The silence was heavenly, and the freefall? Exhilarating!

  • Next time, I'll take the Titanic

    Kamikaze Airlines showed me the ocean floor from the comfort (read: terror) of a sinking plane. In-flight entertainment sucked, but the jellyfish light show was lit. 1/5, wouldn't recommend unless you enjoy involuntary submarine rides.

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FAQ

How long will my order take to ship?

We aim to ship out orders within a business day of receiving them. We use USPS Ground to ship domestic orders and it may take 1-2 weeks for your order to arrive.

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free USPS Ground shipping with tracking on all U.S. domestic orders over $35.

Do you ship internationally?

Please contact support for international inquiries. The cost and method of shipping is dependent on your region.

Return Policy

Our refund process can be started after sending back the item within 28 days of delivery with valid proof of purchase. See more at Returns Policy page.

Why is the art AI generated?

We were testing concepts to see which designs you would love! We have since started working with talented artists and disclose use of AI per product description.

Why is an item on pre-order?

Some items that are unreleased or sold out may be available for pre-order. These usually come in stock within a week, so please expect a delay in shipping when pre-ordering.

I have more questions

Send us a message on insta @kamikaze.airlines or email us at support@kamikazeairlines.com and we will be glad to assist you right away!

About Us

Hey there! So, here's a fun story for you. I was just chilling and gaming with my friends when I came up with this username: Kamikaze Airlines. Pretty neat, huh? See, in pretty much any video game where I could fly, that was my jam. And the best part? If I ever crashed and took out our whole squad, well... it's all in the name, right?

I thought this whole Kamikaze Airlines thing was so quirky and fun, I even toyed with the idea of grabbing a domain for it. I figured, why not make a cool little website, maybe share some memes or something like that. But guess what? Things took a wild turn, and I ended up launching this hilarious store instead! So, here we are. Welcome aboard Kamikaze Airlines – the funniest little store in the sky (or on the web, at least). Glad you're here! Also here is a picture of my cat.

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